"From now on, you are to refer to me as 'Your worship'."
It's pretty quiet here. There used to be several posts a week here if not every day. Now you're lucky if you get one a month. A lot of us have moved over to FB and while I'm not suggesting you abandon the group altogether I have created this:
Please feel free to join us and share it with your friends. Hopefully we will get this overheard thing alive and kicking again, because I'm sure there's still plenty about.
- Current Mood: accomplished
"Stop making me look at the Shun knives [friend's name]. They're giving me a stiffy!"
Noticably angry male: These stupid pet shops, makin' up all these dumb names for animals. What the hell is this breed? Never even heard of it. Not even a real dog.
Noticably angry male's girlfriend: Stupid.
After they left I looked at the dog in question - it was a Catahoula x Mastiff.
Boy: Guess what the main ingredient in perfume is?
Girl 1: What?
Boy: Whale vomit!
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Whale vomit? Can whales even vomit?
Also at 7/11 Day.
Girl 1: I'm buying a large slurpie
Girl 2: But it's a free small.
Girl 1: I'm not saying "Happy 7/11 Day to a cashier who doesn't care to get a free slurpie.
Girl 2: Well, I'll suffer the indigence if it's free,
Girl 1 gets a large cup: Unhappy 7/11 Day
And at the supermarket.
Aisle Whatever, looking for snail bait, girl trying to flirt with store clerk.
Store Clerk: I should be able to see it. I have my glasses. I tried contacts, but I have FLAT eyes.
Girl: I HAVE TRIANGLE EYES!
Mother, taking camera phone picture of kids next to 7/11 Day Free Slurpie sign.
"Smile, or you won't be on Facebook."
... I don't even...
"I'm after a juicer."
[pause] "Zzzt! Zzzt!"
"You are not giving me a Vegemite moustache."