Overheard in a Campus Centre bathroom, Monash Uni a few weeks ago.
A girl in a toilet cubicle is speaking to her friend in another cubicle.
Girl: Like...my brother has this livejournal thing, and there's a group he's a part of, all about embarassing things people say, and how other people overhear them and post them on the internet. He reads them to me sometimes - some of them are really bad! And, like, I'm always afraid someone is going to hear me saying something dumb, and put it up there and he'll realise it was me. Oh my god. What if I'm already on there??!!
Me: *hastily exits bathroom, giggling madly*